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  • pmgthj
    03-13 11:10 PM
    Hi gc_check, thank you very much for this info! It is very helpful!





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  • piyu7444
    04-03 02:51 AM
    I opened a service request last week regarding the pending I 485 case. Today I got the following letter in mail. "We are actively processing your case. However we have to perform additional review on this case. Contact us after 6 months." . When I opened a SR last year I got the same response.
    I was wondering is this a standard SR reply or is the case really under additional review ? I know my name check got cleared long back ( info pass ). I think additional reviews are done by Department of Homeland Security and probably USCIS put the case on hold until DHS clear the case. Since my case is in limbo for over a year, is there any way to speedup the "additional review" process ?? I am thinking of sending all the "additional review" mails I got along with the case details to senators. Please let me know if anybody got any better ideas.

    The same thing happened with me also...........this is just plain BS to put us off for atleast 6 months. USCIS does not even tries to find where the hell the case is and will send you the standard letter.

    Let all know the outcome of contacting the senators and I might just follow your foot steps. I know for sure that my case is just waiting a visa # still I had opened up a SR to know where abouts of my case.





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  • eb3_nepa
    02-08 04:46 PM
    Greenever i totally support that view. I am all for trying to contact the ministry incharge. All i meant is, if it does not work out, we shudnt start throwing insults at the Government. We pay ZERO taxes in India and technically do Nothing worth writing home about for our country or it's government.

    U know it is interesting that we bring up Indians and the Indian Government debate. The Government did what it could to further the economy. Then we had Scams in BPO offices (Citibank etc). The Question now is, who is the bigger problem, the Indian Govenrment or the Indian? Another example: People litter the streets and expect the Govt to pick up after them. A simple example here. On my recent visit to India, at the bombay airport, in the immigration queue, i saw an Indian guy just dump a soiled plastic bag in a perfectly clean area, while standing in the Queue! Just left it there, as though it was a dumping ground. Try doing that on ANY airport here! Forget the police, one of the citizens here will ask u to pick up ur trash.

    Thoughts anyone? :)





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  • johnamit
    08-13 09:58 AM
    advantage I will have is I am guaranteed to stay till my 9th year H1 expires which still has 2+ yrs left, and at the same time take second job on EAD and travel on AP. If I choose to switch to EAD then if the 485 decision is against then I would have no option of staying here.



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  • sankap
    07-05 03:36 PM
    "Quote: source/link always.....please"

    The article's source and links are listed in the original post.





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  • gimme_GC2006
    08-28 04:05 PM
    That is your frustration talking. :D :D :D

    Hope you are feeling *better* after venting out your frustration.

    I think he is just talking to himself out of frustration..LOL :D:D



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  • das0
    03-09 12:59 PM
    Hi,

    Currently i am working for a for-profit company on F1-OPT until April-07 (when my OPT expires)

    This company will file H1B for me on April 1st for start date of Oct 1st and consequently, i will be out of job for 5 months (May-Sept).

    Previously the company said that they will put be on Leave of Absense (LOA) for this 5 month gap until my H1b start-date kicks off on Oct 1st but now,

    they are telling me that i will be terminated at April but will be hired again on Oct 1st and they will not put me on LOA.

    1. Is there any way i can protect my job as they are terminating me now and then promising me to re-hire again on Oct 1st?

    2. Should i ask for a job offer later stating a new hire date of Oct 1st?

    3. Anything i am missing here? -- concerned that they first told me i will be on LOA but now telling me i will be terminated and again re-hired.

    Note: The company is paying for both atorney and H1b fees and for this 5 month gap, i will be on H4, so no need to leave US.

    Will appreciate any feedback on my 3 questions/concerns above - than ks.





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  • morchu
    05-05 12:16 PM
    The key is "same or similar" employment. Wage, Location etc can be different.

    Having a huge difference in wage (higher/lower), might need a good explanation, since a huge difference can point to question on the "same/similar" behavior of the new job.

    Don't worry about this. My husband too got a similar RFE with regards to employment verification. Your wage being higher should not pose any problems to you. I believe this kind of RFE is more rampant now considering the economy and the recession we are in.



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  • sa.node
    02-21 04:16 PM
    @Raysaikat, Paskal.
    thanks for your prompt replies.
    Sorry I didnt make it clear about changing status to visitors visa. I am aware that it will not be an automatic switch.
    I am wondering how difficult it is to switch to visitors visa status or to extend H1b for few months? Do people have high success rate or is it full of hassle (trying to extend stay on visitor/H1 status)?
    ABIM board is an exam we take after finishing residency. I would prefer to finish it now immediately after residency.

    I will try to meet up with an attorney in near future and discuss these issues, will be glad to share any new important info.
    thanks.





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  • WhatheHeck
    07-12 01:33 PM
    Thank you Dhirajs98 and Pappu.



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  • swamy
    11-21 05:32 PM
    But I have a lot to be thankful for. Thanks to IV, he has his EAD and can have one less thing to worry about in his new job search.

    Sorry to hear that - I think it's a turn for the better! Last time I parted company it wasn't on the best of terms and quite bitter for many reasons but a few years hence it was the best that has happened to me yet





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  • quizzer
    09-28 12:33 AM
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  • jayleno
    09-24 10:57 AM
    Family based visas has a lot of support from the citizens who are actually voting in the elections, no wonder politicians like it. No matter what you say, anti-immigrants will always twist the truth and spread the news that all these visas are new and will take away American jobs. Dont you think family based people will want to drop all the employment based green cards?

    Guys, HR 5882 is having Total recapture of 550,000 visas (Employment Based + Family Based) . We all were hoping that this bill would pass, but it did not pass in Judiciary Committee so far. Probably because of opposition from some lawmakers, may be group of some people due to current state of Economy.
    But How about, if we would just try for "Recapture for Employment Based visas , for Adjustment of Status" ( EB Visa recapture Numbers are arround 218,000). By this way, no American job would be taken away as this is just a recpture of visas for just Adjustment of Status. So, if we can drop Family Based Visa Recapture from the bill (approx.332,000 visa), this bill might pass in the congress. Looks like, we do not have any choice and bill might still have possibility of passing in lame duck session. Don't get me wrong, I also want to keep Family Based Visas in the Current State of HR 5882 Bill. But if we would be able to pass just recapture of Employment Based visas at this stage, Family based visas recapture can be taken up later on. This is just a thought. IV core group and members can discuss this idea for further action.





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  • lostinbeta
    11-16 04:10 PM
    Hey mdipi, in the rules stated by Dan...

    Theme: Grunge Image
    Programs: Photoshop (imported images can be used)
    Size: 200 x 700
    Time: November 20th

    That is an exact copy and paste, it says imported images can be used. Also, even if it isn't stated, I think it is implied that you can.

    Just be sure they aren't copywrited because then you can get in copywrite trouble :(



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  • roseball
    07-28 03:10 PM
    We are planning to go to India in the last week of September. My current AP expires by Oct 10. Hence applying for a new one. How long are AP approvals taking now a days at TSC.
    Thanks in advance

    -Krishna

    I e-filed my AP renewal on May 25th, mailed the supporting docs the next day. TSC approved my AP on June 19th and I received the AP in mail on June 21st.





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  • sabbygirl99
    07-07 08:57 AM
    I have described my situation below. Can someone please tell me if they have ever encountered this and what is the best avenue to take?

    1. My LC was sent back to me on Tues (after 4 years).
    2. It was neither denied nor approved. They said that I did not make at least 95% of prevailing wage rate.
    3. I am currently a little less than that if I can take into account all bonuses etc.
    4. The company's immigration lawyer (outside counsel) is saying that if I think that I will probably meet the wage rate threshhold by the time entire GC process is complete, then it's OK to amend LC and say that, "Yes, I am making that much money".
    5. Else - other option is to challenge the DOLs definition of prevailing wage rate.
    6. Company lawyer/HR (I don't think any of them have any immigration law background) are all confused about it. They are not sure whether I can take bonuses into account. If I don't - then it is less likely that I wil reach prevailing wage rate at next review.
    7. Also - they are uncomfortable saying that I WILL meet PW. I guess they think that I will hold them to it and then just slack off until my review.

    What should I do???



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  • jayZinDC
    05-30 03:07 PM
    Is it the receipt number, where did you check it??

    yes, put in u'r receipt # here, it usually takes 24 hrs for online status to show up
    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/caseStatusSearch.do





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  • eb3retro
    06-30 11:41 PM
    eb3retro,

    You changed on h1b transfer right? not on EAD?


    I am just curious if a new employer can keep extending h1b based on previous employers I140 (and the fact that 180 days have passed since 485).


    thanks


    nope on an EAD, my h1 is long expired and never renewed it even with the employer that sponsored my GC. i was using EAD even with them..and with the current employer too..





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  • babydiams
    04-19 01:34 PM
    whilei don t know what is salary as per market rate... i will not have any salary... only straight commission. but i guess i can ask the broker to pay me a salary but i will not be an agent ...more like someone working in the office like a secretary.





    arnet
    09-20 03:49 PM
    for link:

    create your application and fill DS-156/157 etc and you should see the appt calendar page. on rightside of this page, it usually shows link for emergency appt. but they change the vfs site often. send email to vfs, check contact us page and they will help you out to find this link.

    for appt:

    you can try checking everyday VFS site, some people cancel their appt before 10 or 15 days and you can get it but for chennai it is little difficult because people book it immediately. try vfs-monitor.com, which alerts through email or sound when your dates are available but i think you need to pay for this.

    but there are dates available in delhi/kolkatta and other consulates, you can consider flying a day before and get it done. flight fares from chennai to delhi/mumbai/kolkata are cheaper costs you 5000 rupees per person for roundtrip (which is $100 per person), hotels are cheaper, check makemytrip.com or rediff for flight/hotel fares.

    Disclaimer: I'm not an immigration attroney, please check with one for your situation as laws/procedures are changing often.





    mariner5555
    04-03 04:09 PM
    Hi,

    My husband and my EAD and AP renewal time is approaching. We were thinking to do it ourselves but we don't know how to do it.

    Could you please guide us in self filing?

    a) Is there E- renewals? What about photographs for such renewals?

    b) What documents are required for renewing?

    c) Where can we find information regarding EAD and AP renewals?

    Please help us. Thank you very much.

    Regards,
    Augustus.
    o.k ..here is the link
    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=73ddd59cb7a5d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D&vgnextchannel=db029c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD
    let me ask something related ..guys please reply.
    which is better - using efile or by sending the application by mail ?
    if sending it by mail - do you have to go for fingerprinting ??
    I guess - if we efile, then we have to go for FP ..gurus ..please reply Thanks in advance !!